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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

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