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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

Bill Watterson

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like

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