Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
BILL WATTERSONCreating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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