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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

Bill Watterson

Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Life
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
BILL WATTERSON

Car Mind Running
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
BILL WATTERSON

Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSON

Desire Life Positive
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
BILL WATTERSON

Humorous Running Solid Water
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSON

Humans Pride Source

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

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