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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

Bill Watterson

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions

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