The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSONCreating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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