Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONMOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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