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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?

Bill Watterson

[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential

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