If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONMOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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