You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSONMOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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