I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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