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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running

I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

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