I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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