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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .

Bill Watterson

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking

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