Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
BILL WATTERSONI was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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