Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONI was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
BILL WATTERSON -
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
BILL WATTERSON -
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSON -
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSON -
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
BILL WATTERSON -
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON -
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSON -
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON -
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
BILL WATTERSON -
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSON -
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
BILL WATTERSON -
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON -
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
BILL WATTERSON -
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON