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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .

Bill Watterson

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School

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