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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .

Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON

Ignorance Learning Waste
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
BILL WATTERSON

Adulthood Growing Thinking
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
BILL WATTERSON

Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSON

Littles Nice People
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSON

Careers Happy Person
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
BILL WATTERSON

Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulations Forever Long
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSON

Dad Morning Three
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON

Little Surreal Trying
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
BILL WATTERSON

Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSON

Acid Failing Tests
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
BILL WATTERSON

Examine Fun Garden Life
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON

Fun Giving Hilarious
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
BILL WATTERSON

Frustration Life Like Running
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
BILL WATTERSON

Demand Kind Sacrifice
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON

Light Sleep Summer

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