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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .

Bill Watterson

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging

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