Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
BILL WATTERSONI don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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