So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
BILL WATTERSONSo, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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