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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?

Bill Watterson

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful

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