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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?

Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School

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