Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
BILL WATTERSONYou realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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