You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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