If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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