We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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