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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

Bill Watterson

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON

Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
BILL WATTERSON

Culture Excess Good Life
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSON

Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
BILL WATTERSON

Car Mind Running
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSON

Fun Real Smug Wisely
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
BILL WATTERSON

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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

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