My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONScientific Progress goes boink?
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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