Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONScientific Progress goes boink?
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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