I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSONScientific Progress goes boink?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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