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Scientific Progress goes boink?

Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking

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