You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSONScientific Progress goes boink?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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