Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHERWe have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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