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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

Bill Maher

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism

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