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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman

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