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Bill Maher

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Against Gay Sexuality Yourself
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
BILL MAHER

Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth

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