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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?

Bill Maher

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHER

Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
BILL MAHER

Better Care People
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
BILL MAHER

Connection Greatness Internet Network
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
BILL MAHER

Check Funny People Support
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
BILL MAHER

Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHER

Believe Life Path True
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
BILL MAHER

Identity Name Nature Origin

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