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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?

Bill Maher

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Bank Funny Gun Weapon Yourself
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
BILL MAHER

Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem

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