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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

Bill Maher

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Easy Hairs Herself Home Sex Woman World

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