Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
BILL MAHERThe difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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