The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
BILL MAHERLike it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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