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Bill Maher

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Bank Funny Gun Weapon Yourself
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity

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