I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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