You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSI’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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