I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
BILL HICKSI’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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