I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
BILL HICKSI, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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