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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Bill Hicks

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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Block Cemeteries Funny Humor
England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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Candy Kids Look Mister Rocks Wife
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Country Hazard Nuclear
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Apathetic Consumer Docile Want
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Block Eternal Kids Least Out Rocking
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People

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