I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
BILL HICKSThe definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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