If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
BILL HICKSI don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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