You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSI don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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