Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
BILL HICKSWell we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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