In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
BILL HICKSSo, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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