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Bill Hicks

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Bad Drug Everybody Hypocritical Okay One
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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Country Light Thinking
You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Big Fear Quitting Smoke Something Think
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Country Funny Humor Intelligence War
All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Brain Bud Commercial Long
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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Assassination Government Lying Talking
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Gun Issues Silent Views
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years

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