People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
BILL HICKSIt has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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