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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

Bill Hicks

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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Assassination Government Lying Talking
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Bible Book Chocolate Race
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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Jesus People Thinking
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Evening Information Reality
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle

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