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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

Bill Hicks

So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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Horrible Kids People Saws
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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Country Light Thinking
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Creative Creativity Evolution
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
BILL HICKS

Comedian Funny Hurt
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings
At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Block Eternal Kids Least Out Rocking
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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Funny Humor Military
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream

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