I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
BILL HICKSI wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
BILL HICKSThe role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
BILL HICKSPeople say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
BILL HICKSThey proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
BILL HICKSPeople in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
BILL HICKSI don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
BILL HICKSI have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
BILL HICKSDon’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
BILL HICKSIn the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
BILL HICKSBut where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
BILL HICKSI guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
BILL HICKSWe’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
BILL HICKSYou’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
BILL HICKSI don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
BILL HICKSI believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
BILL HICKSYou are the imagination of yourself.
BILL HICKS