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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Bill Bailey

I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Enjoyed Holiday Morning Son
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Finished Funny Humor Unique
My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn’t just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
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Beautiful Guitar Tremendous Value Vintage
I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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Country Foxes Funny Knocking Running Scrambling
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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Crush Cynicism Flower Funny
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Funny God Humor Thank
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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Dollars Funny Humor Work
I’m English and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Disappointment Kinder Surprise
I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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Funny Humor Meat
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong.’
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Dad Face Funny Humor Wrong
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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Funny Humor Outcome Three
So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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Beautiful Possess Things
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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Funny God Morning Sorry
What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
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Funny Harp Humor Long
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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Funny Humor Rocks Whine
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Laughing Lavender Orange

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

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