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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Bill Bailey

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
BILL BAILEY

Enjoying Life Moving Strength
You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey.
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Confused Funny Philosophical
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Funny God Humor Thank
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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Funny God Morning Sorry
It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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Animal Funny Humor Still Trained
Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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Funny Humor Long Nostalgia
Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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Doubt Funny Humor Mind
I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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Funny Humor Meat
Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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Males Pubs Three
At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time.
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College Jobs Thinking Time Whole
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Finished Funny Humor Unique
Relaxed Empiricism — I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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Belief Funny Happened Humor
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Laughing Lavender Orange
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
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Funny Humor Keyboard Loose Sound
But our country’s equivalent of gritty reality is more like “Look out Sarge, he’s got a shooter!”
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Country Funny Humor Shootest
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die.
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Alive Die Funny Humor

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

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