Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
BILL BAILEYOrchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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There’s more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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