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Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.

Ben Feldman

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
BEN FELDMAN

Let Me Problem Walks
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
BEN FELDMAN

Home Makeup Morning
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
BEN FELDMAN

Art Book People
I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
BEN FELDMAN

Cost Dollar Years
If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
BEN FELDMAN

Sell
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
BEN FELDMAN

Jobs Lucky Pretty
Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.
BEN FELDMAN

Cash Men Problem
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
BEN FELDMAN

Guy People Thinking
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
BEN FELDMAN

Blood Camera Fake
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
BEN FELDMAN

Problem Procedures
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
BEN FELDMAN

Cost Doing Nothing
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
BEN FELDMAN

East People Reason
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
BEN FELDMAN

Funny People People Rooms
Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
BEN FELDMAN

Great Inspirational Motivational Sales
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
BEN FELDMAN

New York Play Simple
Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
BEN FELDMAN

Encouragement Goal Running

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