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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

Ben Feldman

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
BEN FELDMAN

Let Me Problem Walks
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
BEN FELDMAN

Country Forever Live
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
BEN FELDMAN

Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.
BEN FELDMAN

Cash Men Problem
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
BEN FELDMAN

Art Book People
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
BEN FELDMAN

Girl Men Phones
The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.
BEN FELDMAN

Cash Life Purpose
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
BEN FELDMAN

Anything Done Wrong
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
BEN FELDMAN

Assets Attitude Earning
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
BEN FELDMAN

Careers Leading Me Rooms
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
BEN FELDMAN

Jobs Lucky Pretty
I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
BEN FELDMAN

Actor Love Taste
And I’m overcompensated for that. So it’s insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that’s in need.
BEN FELDMAN

Help Leas Need Someone Something
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
BEN FELDMAN

Careers People Thinking
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
BEN FELDMAN

Blood Camera Fake
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
BEN FELDMAN

Permanent Problem Term

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