Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONI resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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