Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTONThe earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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