The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
BEN ELTON- No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONBooks are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
BEN ELTONFor the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
BEN ELTONAnd roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
BEN ELTONYou think I look like a teletubby?
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
BEN ELTONI think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
BEN ELTONIf I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
BEN ELTONThe earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
BEN ELTONI find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
BEN ELTONI’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTONThere are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
BEN ELTONI see dull people as projects … to be reformed
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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