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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

Ben Elton

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTON

Psychology Special Violence
If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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Hot Police Writing
And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Book Key Lecture Paper Read
Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Book Key
I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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Exercise Hard Reason
I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Half Mother Race
I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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Book Brother Writing
I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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Mistake Risk Running
My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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Atheist Parent Secular
The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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Hippie Self Thinking
You think I look like a teletubby?
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Looks Thinking
We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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Believe Groups Looks
Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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Artist Crete Reflect Society
Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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Leader Looks Trying
I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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Baseball Oasis Vote
You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

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