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  • Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

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    Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

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    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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    I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.

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    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

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    And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

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    Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.

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    Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators

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    I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

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    No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

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    Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

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    People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

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    I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

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    I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

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    If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

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    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

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