I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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