I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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