When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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