Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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