The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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