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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

Andy Rooney

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People

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