I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYNo one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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