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Andy Rooney Quote - If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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