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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

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Confirm Degree Democracy Reward
He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Alarm Difficult Himself Thinking
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Believe Country Democracy Oneself Ruin
To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Body Life Missing Spiritual
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Disappointment Perspective Time
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Fall Hard Himself Man
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Fake Fools History Important Rule
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Harm Patient Prescription Situation
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Delusion Experience Observation Reflection Save
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Arrangement Classification Ignorance Knowledge Small
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Blacksmith Cloth Kind Man
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Device Profit Responsibility
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Love Marriage Sanity Temporary

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