Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
AMBROSE BIERCEAge, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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