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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.

Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Happiness Temptation Weakness
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Blessing Exception Leaving Money
Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Faith Holy Ourselves Religion Scripture Writing
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Drive Slave Substitute
Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Black Color Optimism White
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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God Place Teaching War
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Art Human Limitation Reason Thinking Understand
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Assasination Harmony Instrument
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Belief Manifestation Opinion Statement
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
$Ambrose Bierce Quote - Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.$

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Bad Mathematics People
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Evil Existence Philosophy Replacement
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Disguised Patience Virtue
Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Conscience Destitution Forget Gift God
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Division Domain Forever Hope Present
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Coward Emergency Himself Legs Thinking

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