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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Call Distance Poor Rich Willing
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Death Money Person Praise Wealth
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Angry Best Regret Talk Yourself
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Fact Imagination Lying Poet
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Belief Manifestation Opinion Statement
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Delusion Experience Observation Reflection Save
He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Alarm Difficult Himself Thinking
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Believe Country Democracy Oneself Ruin
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Blacksmith Cloth Kind Man
Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Black Color Optimism White
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Machine Technology Transformation
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Love Marriage Sanity Temporary
Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Best Gift God Man
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Confession Law Prayer Universe Worth
Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Body Decay Life Selfish

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