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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Assassination Character Weapon
Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Best Gift God Man
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Assasination Harmony Instrument
Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Labor Pregnant Property
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Drive Slave Substitute
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Children Cold Compassionate Feeling Love Mom
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Appearance Art Color Fools White
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Device Profit Responsibility
He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Age Believe Fools Hard Thinking Wisdom Young
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Myself Reputation Thinking
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Analysis Delusion Himself Philosophy
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Beautiful Death Essential Example Poison
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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God Man One Liner Reason Sleep
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Affection Creature Dog World
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Love Marriage Sanity Temporary

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