Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
AMBROSE BIERCEWine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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