Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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