Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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