REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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