Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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