Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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