Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
AMBROSE BIERCEIMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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