Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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