PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
AMBROSE BIERCEIMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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