To the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCEIMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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