I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
ALAN BENNETTAll the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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