I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
ALAN BENNETTAll the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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