I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
AL YANKOVICI have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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