I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENMy spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
More Al Franken Quotes
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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