One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
AL FRANKENMy spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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