No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKENMy spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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